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        • #473 - Balance
        • #472 - Tools in the Toolbelt
        • #471 - Grad School
        • #470 - Big iPads & Beneficial Hobbies
        • #469 - EDC & One Bag Travel
        • #468 - AIM 3.0
        • #467 - 2024 → 2025
        • #466 - PSAs & Brief Mystery
        • #465 - Journey's End
        • #464 - Systems of Systems
        • #463 - NEVERMIND
        • #462 - Ads and Other News
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        • #460 - Feature: Bullet Journals
        • #459 - Feature: 75 Hard Days
        • #458 - Fresh New Look
        • #457 - Someday is Today
        • #456 - Seven Eight Nine
        • #455 - WWDC 2024 & Subscriptions
        • #454 - May 2024
        • #453 - Basketball and Nerd Stuff
        • #452 - Breakfast & Bestselling Non-fictions
        • #451 - XoX
        • #450 - Nouns
        • #449 - The Notes are Back
        • #448 - Workout Routine, Routine
        • #447 - 2023 → 2024
        • #446 - Procreate Dreams & the iPad
        • #445 - AI, Tesla, Unicode, MCU, and Energy
        • #444 - 10.5 Years Tracked
        • #443 - Less, but Better
        • #442 - Health is Dynamic, Kids’ Shows, and Irritating Headlines
        • #441 - System Architecture Revisited
        • #440 - Life, Projects, and Water Bottles
        • #439 - Feature: The Cloud
        • #438 - Ideal Consumer Tech
        • #437 - Apple’s WWDC23 & Painful Lessons
        • #436 - Zelda and Yard Work
        • #435 - Missed Deadline
        • #434 - The Perfect Day
        • #433 - Home Gym Recommendations
        • #432 - How to Create
        • #431 - Growth Requires Discomfort
        • #430 - Feature: Whiteboarding App Anxiety
        • #429 - Tech Ecosystems Early 2023
        • #428 - More Wood, Fewer Arrows
        • #427 - 2022 → 2023
        • #426 - Total Body Implosion
        • #425 - Get in to Win
        • #424 - Puzzles for Hire
        • #423 - Feature: Solved Problems & Unsolved Problems
        • #422 - Notion for Everything
        • #421 - That's Why They're Called 'Work'benches
        • #420 - Voice Assistant Showdown
        • #419 - Love Letter to r/Place
        • #418 - 10 Years + 168 Hours
        • #417 - My New Favorite Tools
        • #416 - Silliness and Site Updates
        • #415 - 2021 → 2022
        • #414 - Subsystems Crash
        • #413 - Take a Month (or Two)
        • #412 - Creative Projects
        • #411 - Local Directory Assistance
        • #410 - Start Again
        • #409 - Launchpad McQuack
        • #408 - Ambiguities and Long Term Thinking
        • #407 - iPads are Sweet
        • #406 - Ankylosing Spondylitis & Personal Data Warehouses
        • #405 - Marvel, Routine, Poetry, Data
        • #404 - Column Title Not Found
        • #403 - A La Carte
        • #402 - Index Cards of Advice
        • #401 - AIM Revisited
        • #400 - 20x20
        • #399 - Apple Watch & iPad Event
        • #398 - The Tools I Use
        • #397 - Bunch of Unrelated Things
        • #396 - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Finale
        • #395 - Data Journal Project History
        • #394 - iOS is Android
        • #393 - Optimization vs Enjoyment
        • #392 - Site Updates & Tech Platform Analysis
        • #391 - Seven Years Tracked
        • #390 - My Notes
        • #389 - Quarantine
        • #388 - Manifest of Projects, Areas, and Goals
        • #387 - I'M AN ADUUULT
        • #386 - Data Journal Pivot
        • #385 - System Architecture
        • #384 - 2020 is the Future
        • #383 - Mailing List
        • #382 - November 2019 (aka '6 month retrospective')
        • #381 - Atomic Habits Review
        • #380 - Quick Simple List of Good Habits I Suck At
        • #379 - Generalized Health Benchmark Test
        • #378 - Apple Ecosystem
        • #377 - 30 Day Challenges
        • #376 - New Column!
        • #375 - Feature: Philosophies (a.k.a. "what happens when you read too much")
        • #374 - Feature: Google Lament
        • #373 - Simplicity & Embracing "Good Enough"
        • #372 - Gillespie Summer Vacation 2019
        • #371 - AIM Immediate Followup
        • #370 - Feature: Aaron Information Management (AIM)
        • #369 - Marvel + Tech + Whole30 Data = Standard Column Content
        • #368 - Feature: Whole30 Review
        • #367 - Short Book Review: Broken Angels
        • #366 - Feature: Google Takeout
        • #365 - The One That SHOULD Have Been about Date and Time, but is about Counting
        • #364 - The Engineering Binder (Working Title)
        • #363 - Time & Date
        • #362 - Things I like. Things I don't.
        • #361 - In which Aaron Complains about Routine
        • #360 - Tech Ecosystem Mixing & "Okay Google"
        • #359 - Retrospective
        • #358 - More iOS vs Android Thoughts
        • #356 - Feature: Personal History of Phones & the iPhone
        • #355 - Representative Cross Section of the Column
        • #354 - King Dad & Fallible Google
        • #353 - Lyrics to No Song + Hollow Knight
        • #352 - Make Stuff
        • #351 - Self Help (Yourself)
        • #350 - Fatherhood
        • #349 - Sixth Second-A-Day
        • #348 - Last Post Pre-Baby
        • #347 - Thirty
        • #346 - Marvel in Media & Upcoming Dad Transition
        • #345 - Feature: Timbuk2 Never Check Expandable Backpack Extensive/Exhaustive Review
        • #344 that never was - Feature: Analysis of Human Attractiveness (Spoilers: I'm Ugly)
        • #343 - The Parable of the Rowing Machine
        • #342 - Time, Energy, Money (mostly time)
        • #341 - Aaron Explains Income Tax
        • #340 - Definition Vs Usage
        • #339 - Five Years Tracked
        • #338 - Avengers: Infinity War (No spoilers)
        • #337 - Apple iCosystem
        • #336 - Memes & Pictures and Previews
        • #335 - Straight from My Notes - also Jessica Jones Season 2
        • #334 - Bitcoin is weird, Android Coding Update, and Black Panther
        • #333 - Just Press 3 for a While
        • #332 - Complaining About Stuff No Reasonable Person Should Complain About
        • #331 - No Zero Days, Escape Rooms, Podcast Count
        • #330 - Christmas 2017, Resolutions for 2018
        • #329 - Avengers: Infinity War Trailer & The End of the MCU
        • #328 - Feature: The MCU, Revisited
        • #327 - You Lack Discipline
        • #326 - Not a Good One
        • #325 - Loops
        • #324 - Annoying to Read #2
        • #323 - Remembered Stuff I Forgot
        • #322 - Fixing Sports, Definitions, Pictures
        • #321 - Stocks, GoPro, Nintendo Switch
        • #320 - My 28th Year
        • #319 - Limited Choices
        • #318 - A Series of Disassociated Thoughts
        • #317 - Internal Dialog, but Written Down
        • #316 - Good Mood Rant
        • #315 - Systems, High-Concept, Paper Weight, Podcasts
        • #314 - 1592653589793238462643383279502884...
        • #313 - A Great Time
        • #312 - Undifferentiated Spondyloarthropathy
        • #311 - Melissa's Favorite Number / I Write About Existential Bologna
        • #310 - Different Layout, Plus Iron Fist Kinda Sucked, also /r/place
        • #309 - Intent: Android
        • #308 - A Brief Selection from My Irish Notebook
        • #307 - MCU Lows, CostCo Challenge
        • #306 - COMEBACK CITY
        • #305 - Sketch Comedy
        • #304 - 2017 is a Prime Number
        • #303 - Checking in on the 2016 Resolutions
        • #302 - The Bones of a Column
        • #301 - A Lot on My Mind
        • #300 - Short & Sweet
        • #299 - Homegym + Andromeda + Luke Cage
        • #298 - Same Old, Same Old, Different New
        • #297 - Building Stuff/Aaron's Desk
        • #296 - More Eclectic Thoughts than Last Time
        • #295 - I'M AN ADUUUULT
        • #294 - My 27th Year
        • #293 - One Big Chicken
        • #292 - On the Code Again... Just Can't Wait to be on the Code Again
        • #291 - Crackers Update, Clarity, ChromeOS & Android, and Unsexy Solutions
        • #290 - Post Vacation Life
        • #289 - Another Set of Brief Selections from My Moleskine
        • #288 - Everything is Awesome
        • #287 - Re: LAX (don't do it)
        • #286 - Meet Me in St. Louis
        • #285 - Batman Vs Superman Vs the Trailers
        • #284 - General Life Update
        • #283 - MCU Disappointment & an Appreciation for History
        • #282 - Monitor & Videogames
        • #281 - New Monitor's Resolutions
        • #280 - Good Routine ⇾ Good Life
        • #279 - A, L, B, U..... QUERQUE!
        • #278 - One Thousand Days
        • #277 - Year = Year + 1
        • #276 - THINGS ARE STILL GOOD
        • #275 - THINGS ARE GOOD
        • #274 - Vacation: Full Stop.
        • #273 - 30 Day Challenges are Challenging
        • #272 - Android TV Experiment
        • #271 - 2045
        • #270 - #HYPE
        • #269 - Consumer Tech Prediction - A Hypothetical Day in the Life
        • #268 - I Forgot to Name
        • #267 - Writing Stuff, 30 Day Challenge Stuff, 2008
        • #266 - Simple Writing About My Big Week & Phone
        • #265 - Marvel Cinematic Universe, Life Tracking, and Tech Stuff ...Basically, "a Column"
        • #264 - Maths: Dimensional Analysis
        • #263 - Winfield, Work Trip, Site Updates, Marvel Sound Effect Video
        • #262 - Tablets, Movies, a Case for No-Name Actors
        • #261 - 30 Day Challenge, Kitty Clicker, New "Google", New Android (Wear and Otherwise)
        • #260 - New Look & Phone Tree Rant
        • #259 - Follow-up to My Previous Post
        • #258 - Feature: Notetaking Platform Anxiety
        • #257 - Four Great Days
        • #256 - Tech News
        • #255 - He's a Twit
        • #254 - My 26th Year
        • #253 - The Video Everyone's Waiting For
        • #252 - Short One with a Video and Some Other Stuff
        • #251 - 10 Things You Won't Believe I Accomplished While Melissa was Out!:
        • #250 - Life Tracker Refactor
        • #249 - Feature: Flightplan is the Worst Movie Ever
        • #248 - Column Without Typing Anything Fancy
        • #247 - I'm Annoying
        • #246 - What I've been Doing, First World Problems, & USB-C
        • #245 - Not Your Usual Column
        • #244 - Google I/O 2015 Recap & 30 Day Challenge
        • #242 - Feature: The Life Tracker
        • #241 - Colorado Vacation
        • #240 - Not in My Experience
        • #239 - 1 Down... Many to Go
        • #238 - Print "#238"
        • #237 - Social Networks, Fitness
        • #236 - Chromebit, Bruno Melissa, April 30 Day Challenge, and some Dominion
        • #235 - New Place
        • #234 - February 30 Day Challenge & the Next Few Months
        • #233 - Time is Dumb & Phones are Dumb
        • #232 - Mostly Updates to Projects
        • #231 - Notes from the Previous Two Weeks
        • #230 - Failio & The Perfect Bag
        • #229 - Why Doesn't Everybody...
        • #228 - Windows 7 Ate 9
        • #227 - Feature: A La Carte Television
        • #226 - Build It Yourself
        • #225 - The Hobbit: The Column of The Review of The Movie
        • #224 - Disney, Android Wear, and LoTR/MCU Actors
        • #223 - This is Going to Be Difficult to Read
        • #222 - Two Two Two
        • #221 - According to the Rules
        • #220 - Reminder: Two Part Movies are Cheap
        • #219 - Brief Selections from My Moleskine
        • #218 - $1500
        • #217 - Short Google Fit Rant
        • #216 - Writing about 6 Months without Writing ONLY about 6 Months
        • #215 - Lawrence Library, October 30 Day Challenge, Halloween
        • #214 - Marvel Event, Avengers News, Google Fit, What a Day
        • #212 - New Car, Superhero Movie Release History Analysis, Review of the Weekend, and the Longest Column Title Ever
        • #211 - New Stuff: Impressed/Not Impressed
        • #210 - Just a Theory
        • #209 - Life: The Guide
        • #208 - To Whom It May Concern
        • #207 - What's Next
        • #206 - First Watch Update
        • #205 - Life Tracked
        • #204 - Winfield
        • #203 - Moto 360
        • #202 - Apple's iPhone 6 and Watch Announcements
        • #201 - Feature: Thought Experiments
        • #200 - Column #200 Extravaganza (a.k.a. "Tiny Celebration")
        • #199 - Feature: Tech Setup
        • #198 - Thirty Day Challenge, Action Packer, Marvel Supermegaultracut
        • #197 - September and "Less Projects"
        • #196 - Seriously Just a Big List of Fantasy Football Team Names
        • #195 - Social Networking & Blog Naming Conventions
        • #194 - Tireless Writing
        • #193 - He's Coding
        • #192 - Feature: Dominion
        • #191 - Fruition
        • #190 - My 25th Year
        • #189 - The Month of Many Challenges
        • #188 - Feature: .txt files (also the fitness baseline results)
        • #187 - LightWORKS
        • #186 - Fitness Baseline
        • #185 - Editor Rant
        • #184 - Writing for Writing's Sake
        • #183 - Lonesome George
        • #182 - 30 Day Challenges are Not Dead
        • #181 - More on My Computer Reset + Portal
        • #180 - Google I/O 2014 & Computer Reset
        • #179 - Feature: Transportation
        • #178 - Linux & "the Cloud"
        • #177 - A Column about Nothing (the Way It's Supposed to Be)
        • #176 - Feature: Gone Pro (or Insane)
        • #175 - List of Projects
        • #174 - The Walled Garden of Eden
        • #173 - MCU Revisit & Other Superhero Universes
        • #172 - The Ring
        • #171 - The Greatest Week of My Life
        • #170 - The Greatest Day of My Life
        • #169 - Wedding Talk
        • #168 - The Wedding at the End of the Tunnel
        • #167 - Feature: Password Security
        • #166 - Attack Mode
        • #165 - Multimedia Solution
        • #164 - 30 Day Challenges, Other Goals, and One Year Ago
        • #163 - The Buzz Heard Around the World
        • #162 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier (Spoilers)
        • #161 - Writing Wrapup
        • #160 - Feature: Constrained Writing
        • #159 - Future Tech & Android Wear
        • #158 - Lists.
        • #157 - GoPro Basketball Video
        • #156 - Showered and Writing
        • #155 - I Thought it was Funny
        • #154 - Advantages & Android Wear
        • #153 - Man Week
        • #152 - Continuing Education
        • #151 - Feature: Fonts
        • #150 - Meta Cheese
        • #149 - Today's Writing Exercise
        • #148 - Mission: Impossibly Convenient
        • #147 - Toshiba Chromebook
        • #146 - New Rotation
        • #145 - Feature: Minimalist Thought Experiment
        • #144 - 30 Days, 3 Books, Google Storage
        • #143 - Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer
        • #142 - Products I Like
        • #141 - Ad Nauseum
        • #140 - From 25.0 to 25.5 Video
        • #139 - A Eulogy for Thor
        • #138 - The End of the Paleolithic Era
        • #137 - Post about Posts
        • #136 - Chrome, in All It's Forms
        • #135 - Awesome Weekend + Half a Year Tracked + Other Stuff
        • #134 - A Menagerie of Goodness
        • #133 - 6 Days of Paleo & an Intro to CrossFit
        • #132 - 30 Day Challenges, Dominion Box, and the Break
        • #131 - Save the Date Video
        • #130 - Feature: The Marvel Cinematic Universe
        • #129 - 24th Year Swell and Engagement Photo
        • #128 - Nexus 5, Android 4.4, Battlefield 4
        • #127 - October Project Ended 4 Days Shy
        • #126 - Late is Better than Never
        • #125 - The Mighty and the Mischievous
        • #124 - Mid-October
        • #123 - Disc Golf Video (and Column)
        • #122 - Make-up Post
        • #121 - Future Projects
        • #120 - The October Project
        • #119 - Google Fiber, Television is terrible, GoPro, Column
        • #118 - Tough Mudder (record shortest post yet)
        • #117 - Minor Changes
        • #116 - Nexus 7 (2013) and Column Aspirations
        • #115 - An Internet Video & Picture
        • #114 - Test Redesign & The Future of the Column
        • #113 - Even shorter post, mostly about GIFs
        • #112 - KitKat & Dominion (short post)
        • #111 - WVZ7X7 (and more)
        • #110 - Media Expansion, Life Tracking Correlations, Security, and Linux
        • #109 - Ecosystems Revisited
        • #108 - Vehicular History, Dietary Tracking, Smartphone Superpowers, and a Lame Joke
        • #107 - New Car Smell
        • #106 - Experimental Phase
        • #105 - Nothing in Particular
        • #104 - Creating Multimedia/XKCD Volume 0
        • #103 - 25 Years of Awesome
        • #102 - List of Words
        • #101 - Tackling the Backlog
        • #100 - One Hundred
        • #99 - Feature on Tools
        • #98 - Further Down the River
        • #97 - Feature: Taxonomy of Human Attractiveness
        • #96 - Feature: Intelligence
        • #95 - Basketball Tournament & Royals Games
        • #94 - Feature: Path of Least Resistance
        • #93 - Cousin Week
        • #92 - One Month Tracked
        • #91 - Creativity & JIF GIF Revisited
        • #90 - Row Your Boat to the Column
        • #89 - Short, Revised Formatting
        • #88 - Fishing Trip
        • #87 - Google I/O
        • #86 - Good Weekend
        • #85 - Predictions for Google I/O
        • #84 - A Little Bit of History (and New Toys!)
        • #83 - One Week Tracked
        • #82 - Superheroes
        • #81 - Back to Normal
        • #80 - Pictures, Pictures, Pictures
        • #79 - Pros & Cons
        • #78 - TL;DR Thailand is Awesome and We're Engaged
        • #77 - Pre-Trip Madness
        • #76 - Fitness. Life Tracking System. Video.
        • #75 - Sleep & Adulthood
        • #74 - Simplicity. Dogs. XKCD Part 2
        • #73 - Lots
        • #72 - One Year Later & Movie Poster Idea
        • #71 - Premature Victory Dance
        • #70 - Pi Virus
        • #69 - Stolen Ideas
        • #68 - Social Networks, One Joke and One Bit of News
        • #67 - Great, Terrible, Great
        • #66 - KU, Scroogled, Snow
        • #65 - The Adventures of Aaron
        • #64 - All the Labels to Celebrate all the Labels
        • #63 - Creativity, Autopilot, Racists
        • #62 - No Facebook, Phonetic Alphabet, Pride
        • #61 - Movie Mode
        • #60 - 184 days, in 4 minutes
        • #59 - Blog Update about a Blog Update
        • #58 - New Broken Computer & Some Pictures
        • #57 - Too Long Makes for Too Long
        • #56 - A Three-Post Post
        • #55 - Schfifty Five + the Year in Review
        • #54 - Morning After Christmas
        • #53 - Bullet Points and Gifs
        • #52 - The Man with the Golden Phone Number
        • #51 - Turn It Up to Eleven
        • #50 - Odd Happenings & Pretentiousness
        • #49 - Full of Nerd
        • #48 - is a Weird Post.
        • #47 - A Hit Out on Facebook
        • #46 - Early Morning Thoughts
        • #45 - Speaking of the Column
        • #44 - Master Tech Comparison Column
        • #43 - No Nexus 4 Yet & If I had a Free Year
        • #42 - Life, The Universe, and Everything
        • #41 - Forum Snobs and the Google Kool-Aid
        • #40 - Remember, Remember the Fifth of November
        • #39 - Tech Cool Down
        • #38 - Tech Announcement Week Day (7): Google's Nexus Announcement
        • #37 - Tech Announcement Week Day (7): Windows 8 and Windows Phone 8
        • #36 - Tech Announcement Week Day 1: Apple & the iPad Mini
        • #35 - Google Drive & List 2.0
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        • #30 - Pre/Post-iPhone 5 and additional reflections
        • #29 - The Wait (Irishfest, Tech Factionism)
        • #28 - TL;DR: California is Awesome.
        • #27 - Google Fiber Space, Friends, and the Top Post on All of Reddit
        • #26 - Employment
        • #25 - Finished Desk + Melissa's Return
        • #24 - Practice
        • #23 - A Well-Documented Life
        • #22 - It's my party and I'll cry to get attention.
        • #21 - My Last Summer's Last Week
        • #20 - Metawriting
        • #19 - Nexus 7 & Nebraska
        • #18 - XKCD, DRM, other letters
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        • #15 - Jelly Bean
        • #14 - Indiana, probable home of Ricky Bobby
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        • #11 - Good weekend and notes
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