Motto: This Motto isn’t Orange, it’s Golden.
Hi. I'm Aaron. Welcome to my website. I'm glad you're here.
I write and create things to entertain and inform... mostly myself. I don't sell anything. I'm not here to make money. I'm here to enjoy myself; and I hope you do too.
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