Motto: Whatever I feel like. That’s the whole idea.
It’s been a little while since I updated. My mind has been on other things.
A while back my cousin had me watch a few episodes of Community. I liked it. I told Melissa that I liked it and that she should watch some episodes. Because she’s great, she started watching it. She likes it. Because she likes it, I decided to start watching it.
It almost sounds like that violates causality… but I think if you follow along with my visual aid you’ll figure out that natural order has been retained:
Not pictured: The explanation behind Looper.
Community is great. It’s quickly escalated to become one of my favorite shows on TV with some of my favorite character/actor combinations I’ve ever seen. It’s great.
Here’s a fun fact not everyone knows about me already: I briefly tried to be a cartoonist for the newspaper at the University of Kansas. You see, their comics were terrible. So terrible that I thought - hey, my doodles are equally terrible! Maybe my doodles could be terrible in the paper!
Here’s an example of a terrible cartoon - it’s called “Chicken Nuggets”:
Drawn in 2 minutes off a horrible premise… obviously
I want to start putting more drawings in here. I like them. The one above is laughably terrible, but that’s okay. It gets the point across.
I spent the weekend hanging out with Melissa’s family. Note - she is still in Thailand. I was spending time with them, not her and them. I have to say, much like went I went to visit her sister a week or two ago, I expected it to go well and it exceeded my expectations. In short: Great.
I’m going to keep this super short and sweet. The Top 5 and Quote are unrelated to anything. In order to get in my movie/tv show/music/book reference I’ll just say it this way:
And now, for something completely different!
Top 5: Things bullets do in the movies that they don’t do in real life
- Neatly override all door-locking mechanisms (e.g padlocks or metal chains)
- Curve around bodies based on how you shoot them (e.g. all of WANTED)
- Magically never run out (e.g. most action movies)
- Light things on fire (e.g. gasoline spilled on concrete)
- Cause most things to explode (e.g. a car’s gas tank)
“If I ever poop and forget this phone, it will ruin my poop” Josh just got a new phone, his first real smartphone